- "Tootie" Smith: And I'm taking all my dolls, even the dead ones. I'm taking everything.
- Esther Smith: Of course you are. I'll help you pack them myself. You won't have to leave anything behind.

Margaret O'Brien - "Tootie" Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

Nothing says "Happy anniversary, sweetheart" like rubber dog turds.
Larry the Cable Guy - Larry the Cable Guy

“- Irwin Wayfair: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.
- Larry Benson: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard.”
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“We're not toys, we're action figures!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard