“- Earl: You ever play Russian roulette? Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know.
- Bobby: Mess up your suit, too.”
Bill Paxton - Earl
Denzel Washington - Bobby

“I'm the one holding the gun, okay? So, that makes me smart and you stupid.”
Natasha Gregson Wagner - Nico

“- Eddy: They're armed.
- Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
- Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap

“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
- Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez