“- Julianne Potter: George? What will he do?
- George Downes: He'll choose Kim. You'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“All the guests are on her side. I should have bought you more friends.”
Chris Haywood - Ken Blundell

“- Naomi Lapaglia: Aren't you married?
- Jordan Belfort: What? Married people can't have friends?
- Naomi Lapaglia: We're gonna be friends?
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Don't you wanna be my friend?
Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends.”
Margot Robbie - Naomi Lapaglia
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

- Claudia: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
- Russell "Sad Sack" Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
Holly Hunter - Claudia
David Strathairn - Russell Terziak

“Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler