“- Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
- Jeremy Grey: Jam, I...
- Randolph: Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.”
Ron Canada - Randolph
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“- Little Joe Dirt: Can I push him off me?
- Joe Dirt's Foster Mother: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Little Joe Dirt
Kathleen Freeman - Joe Dirt's Foster Mother

“- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
- Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
- Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- Aunt Edna: Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath.
- Clark Griswold: Rusty take care of Dinkums.
- Rusty Griswold: Dad he bites.
- Clark Griswold: Bite him back.”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever