“Spare the rod, spoil the child - is that the idea? Is this how you raised my mother? No wonder she was such a fucking bitch!”

Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“- John Hull: David, come on. Take your feet off the couch. You don't do that at your mother's house, do you?
- David Jason: Nouveau anal, I think this is called.”
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“- Devonia Peet: If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
- Alice Newton: What these children need is their mother.”

Laurel Cronin - Devonia Peet
Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton

“Oh, man. It's my mom. She looks pissed.”

Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“You fucked up my son's life. Therefore, you fucked up my life.”
Eva Mendes - Romina