“- Annelle Dupuy Desoto: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?
- Clairee Belcher: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard.”
Daryl Hannah - Annelle Dupuy Desoto
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

Thora Birch - Dani

“Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!”
Steve Bisley - Jim Goose

“You look like the back end of a moose.”
Russell Crowe - John Biebe

“That's right, don't show your ugly mugs, the shock would sink our boat.”
Gregg Fitzgerald - Fergus