“I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.”
Groucho Marx - J. Cheever Loophole

“I don't have a dad. I never did. I sprang full-blown from my mother's imagination.”
Jonah Blechman - Arthur Gayle

“- Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
- Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.”
Taylor Lautner - Lil pete
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn

“I will always protect you because you are my son. And a son always protects his father.”
Idris Elba - Commandant

“- Idgie Threadgoode: It's a boy!
- Reverend Scroggins: I think a little prayer of thanksgiving would be in order.
- Idgie Threadgoode: God dammit to hell, son of a bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Richard Riehle - Reverend Scroggins