“- Anna Coleman: Fresh air will do you good.
- Harry Coleman: But what about bullies?
- Anna Coleman: Run fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Ryan Malgarini - Harry Coleman

“- Murph: You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school.
- Junior Healy: No shit, you've been here since 1970.”
Eric Edwards - Murph
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years. Actually, what I'm reminded of, is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some big football player with arms like telephone poles.”
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.”
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage

“- Nick Campbell: Geez, Yo-Yo, did you get beat up a lot in school?
- Yo-Yo Santos: I was homeschooled by my mom.
- Billy McMahon: Did you get beat up a lot in homeschool?”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell
Tobit Raphael - Yo-Yo Santos
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon