“- Tommy Leonard: Where the fuck did you come from?
- Alex Corvis (The Crow): Big Bang? Primordial ooze? Divine hands of a benevolent Creator? All possibilities, but recent events have given me doubts about the benevolent Creator.”
David H. Stevens - Tommy Leonard
Eric Mabius - Alex Corvis

“- Idgie Threadgoode: It's a boy!
- Reverend Scroggins: I think a little prayer of thanksgiving would be in order.
- Idgie Threadgoode: God dammit to hell, son of a bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Richard Riehle - Reverend Scroggins

“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstetrician
Graham Arthur Chapman - Dr. Spencer

“You know, my old man wasn't around when I was born. Why should I be?”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Having to do all that breastfeeding and changing nappies would actually make me heave.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly