“- Sugar Ray: Vera, you know we tally up at 4 o'clock. What is your problem?
- Vera: Kiss my ass, Sugar. I've got to watch my girls until the last trick is gone. And I'm not about to ask no customer to roll over so I can punch some goddamn clock. Now, this is your place, but I am in charge of the girls... and you can just kiss my ass.”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray
Della Reese - Vera

“My way...or the highway.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Heather Donahue: Ok I'm not allowed to smoke, but Mike's allowed to fart as much as he wants?
- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I didn't give Mike any fart allowance.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself

“- Q: Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. Bureaucrats running the whole place. Everything done by the book. Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead. Now you're on this. I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!
- James Bond: I certainly hope so too.”
Alec McCowen - Q
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Jack Byrnes: I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood?
- Greg Focker: Of course, yeah.
- Jack Byrnes: Good. Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker