“Brennan ain't no racist, he hates everybody, he's an equal opportunity hater.”
Luis Guzmán - Luis Valentin

“- Enid: So, I don't really get it... Are you saying that things were better back then, even though there was stuff like this?
- Seymour: I suppose things are better now, but... I don't know, it's complicated. People still hate each other but they just know how to hide it better. Or something.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Seth Ryan: Who do you hate Danny?
- Danny Vinyard: I hate anyone that is a white Protestant.
- Seth Ryan: Why?
- Danny Vinyard: There a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are alright I guess...”
Ethan Suplee - Seth Ryan
Edward Furlong - Danny Vinyard

“- Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
- Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
- Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food.”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Norbit

“Bear in mind that I am not a racist. Fact is, I hate all people equally. And if it helps, I've slept with some of your people. You wanna be mad at someone, try J. Edgar Hoover. He was a racist. Or the Founding Fathers, all slave-owners.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown