“- Sailor: When I die, I want to be 'excramated' and I want my ashes sprinkled in the old briny. At least I'd be part of the sea forever, and ever.
- Fumes: That's beautiful, man, beautiful. Like when I die, I want to go just like my daddy, boom! Peaceful, in his sleep.”
Howard Morris - Sailor
Teddy Wilson - Fumes

“- Det. Barzak: What's this? This shit - what is it?
- Malcolm: Actually, that's my mother.”

Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Bobby Di Cicco - Malcolm

“- Todd Wolfhouse: We've got to go back and get grandpa's ashes.
- Jan Wolfhouse: You go, I'm never leaving this place.”
Erik Stolhanske - Todd Wolfhouse
Paul Soter - Jan Wolfhouse

“Dust to dust, ash to ash. Let's take him downstairs and burn his ass.”

Isaac Hayes - Aloysius

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble