“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison

“If anyone gets tough, just show them your underwear.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“You know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Tony Pino: Joe, you need some underwear.
- Joe McGinnis: Maybe later.”
Peter Falk - Tony Pino
Peter Boyle - Joe McGinnis