“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison

“- Danny: That's nice underwear.
- Carla: Yeah. I got it from my sister's closet.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties.”
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island