“Those poor schmucks… they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.”
Morgan Freeman - Col. Abraham Curtis

“Everyone knows that Halloween was invented by a candy company.”
Omri Katz - Max

“The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.”

Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

“When capitalism gets f - -ed up, the communists come back. They're waiting in the bushes. First thing they do is shoot the lawyers.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.”