“- Neera: You like kids, I see.
- Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
D.B. Sweeney - Aladar

“- Willie Scott: That's the maharaja? A kid?
- Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round

“I feel like I'm still a kid practically, but your teachers and your parents and everybody's got everything planned out for you with high expectations. But what if it has nothing to do with you? You lose track of yourself, and that's fake!”

Erika Christensen - Hannah Kingsley

“Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.”
Katie Holmes - Rachel Dawes

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold