“I am ashamed. I am ashamed of being young I am ashamed of being stupid.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin

Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated: "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever”.
Kevin Kline - William Hundert

“- Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
- Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“I like being old, young people are stupid.”
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“- Ivan Block: You'll find another boyfriend when we land at the next stop.
- Rebecca Shafran: Younger and dumber next time.
- Ivan Block: Dumber won't be easy.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block
Gemma Arterton - Rebecca Shafran