“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You want intimidation? I'll show you intimadation.”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman