“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“- Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
- Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.”

Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Father Ritley: Marym Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.”
Mark McKinney - Father Ritley
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

- Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
- Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
Steve Lemme - Mac
Kevin Heffernan - Farva

- Linus Caldwell: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
- Danny Ocean: Why would we do that?
- Linus Caldwell: That's not a "no".
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean