“There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.”
Mike Judge - Mr. Van Driessen

“Fifteen years sitting in prison is punishment. But 15 years sitting in front of a television set is entertainment.”
James Coburn - John Reston

“Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“Entertaining the rustics is not as difficult as I feared. Any simple, childish game seems to amuse them excessively.”

Frieda Inescort - Miss Bingley

“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
Herman Bing - The Ringmaster