“Collegegirls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake

“I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“Welton Academy, hello. Yes, he is. Just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.”

Gale Hansen - Charlie Dalton

“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”
Malcom McDowell - Principal Gibbons

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli