“Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam...”

Rip Torn - Zed

“- Dr. Cheevers: I don't mean to interfere, but I detect a certain uncertainty here. You know, there are tests we can do to determine whether or not...
- Veronica Quaife: I don't want tests. Tests can't guarantee anything. The baby could start off normal and then become... I want an abortion. I'll do it myself if I have to.”

Leslie Carlson - Dr. Cheevers
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“It was a wonderful, heroic moment for Holmes. But little did he know that his amazing powers and talents would soon be put to a much greater test, a test of terrifying and deadly proportions.”

Michael Hordern - Dr. Watson

“- Desmond Rhodes: The SAT is racist. Who made the test? Rich white guys. Who scored the highest on the test?
- Roy: Asian chicks. They can't drive, but they can kick the shit out of the SAT.”
Darius Miles - Desmond Rhodes
Leonardo Nam - Roy