“- Flipper Purify: There's something you should know. I'm having an affair.
- Cyrus: H-bomb! H-bomb!
- Flipper Purify: It gets worse. She's white.
- Cyrus: Nuclearholocaust!”
Wesley Snipes - Flipper Purify
Spike Lee - Cyrus

“- Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?
- Char: I don't have a girlfriend.
- Ella: Oh.
- Char: I have many.
- Ella: Oh.
- Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.”
Anne Hathaway - Ella
Hugh Dancy - Char

“- Dink: Mr. Morris. You got a purple heart. I got a yellow stripe. You can trust me. They don't forget about cowards.
- Jack Morris: Well, folks like to keep things small, Dink. Fit you into one pocket or the other. Give a man a label, and you never really need to get to know him.”
Luke Wilson - Dink
Kevin Bacon - Jack Morris

“I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she's not the... bitch I thought she would be.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician