“I entered this campaign with one purpose only, to point out and make public the dishonesty, the downright villainy of Boss Jim W. Gettys' political machine, now in complete control of the government of this state.”
Orson Welles - Kane

“- Hercules: When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
- Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?”
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“Herb's an interesting guy. He used to be kind of, uh... dishonest: shakedown artist, strong arm. Someone sent him to collect money from me just when I needed an inexpensive actor. Isn't it fun to know these things about your favorite stars?”

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons