“- Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
- Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.”
Ben Affleck - Bartleby
Matt Damon - Loki

“I'm not a religious person, but I do believe there's a place for human remains, and it's not on a shelf in a government building.”
Daniel Kash - Dr. Dreyfuss

“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.”
D'Army Bailey - Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I used to think even if He exists, He's done such a terrible job. It's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against Him.”
Alan Alda - Bob

“Maybe it's a sign from God that I should reconsider. Too bad I'm an atheist.”
Mary Kay Place - Meg