“Everything is gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.”

Nicole Kidman - Virginia Woolf

- Mary: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
- Ray: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal". Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.

Charlize Theron - Mary
Jason Bateman - Ray

“- Ed Hocken: We heard about you and Jane.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.”

George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Jake Hayes: So you're leaving me and going back to Ken, that's what I asked you...
- Julie: The Ken part is just business.
- Jake Hayes: Then what's the leaving me part, pleasure?
- Julie: Pain.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Kerry Washington - Julie

“A cleanbreak is easier. You can reset it, and it heals, and you move on, but if you leave things messy, and things don't get put right, then it just hurts, for ever.”
Julianne Nicholson - Joyce