“You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...”
Ellen Barkin - Penny Priddy

“Farewell my fallen idol and false friend, we have such hopes, but now those hopes are shattered.”

Emmy Rossum - Christine

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral.”
Bob Odenkirk - Dan

“Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.”
Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin