“- Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
- William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and pissed off! And I could be very dangerous to all of you! You should know that about me... I am the enemy!”
Kate Hudson - Penny Lane
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

- David "Beano" Baggot: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
- Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Billy Connolly - Hughie

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth