“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.”

Emmanuelle Vaugier - Susie
Josh Hartnett - Matt

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Captain David Trilling: What was that?
- Captain Linda Gilder: It is called an orgasm.”

David Gianopoulos - Captain David Trilling
Brenda Bakke - Captain Linda Gilder

“Your orgasm is our business.”

Klaus Kinski - Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

“Premature ejaculation means always having to say you're sorry.”
Klaus Kinski - Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot