“- Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
- Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.”
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner
Maximilian Schell - Jason Lerner

“- Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
- Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
- Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!”
Dave Foley - Nelson Hibbert
Kenneth Welsh - Mr. Nagel

“- Bernie White: Do you hate me? If you hate me, there's no point.
- Deanne White: I don't know you enough to hate you.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White
Jill Hennessy - Deanne White

“- Gus Portokalos: Why you want to leave me?
- Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
- Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!”

Micahel Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

You ever hearDad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister". Should've just had you and bought a dog!
Lori Petty - Kit Keller