“Can I sit between two people who hate each other? I like to come as a relief.”

Eric Bana - Martin Rose

“- Shane Detorre: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
- Frank Detorre: I think about you all the time.
- Shane Detorre: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
- Frank Detorre: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!”
Elena Franklin - Shane Detorre
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Albert Van Cleve: Marriage isn't a series of thrills. Marriage is a peaceful, well-balanced adjustment of two right-thinking people.
- Martha Strabel Van Cleve: I'm afraid that's only too true.”
Allyn Joslyn - Albert Van Cleve
Gene Tierney - Martha Strabel Van Cleve

“Don't negotiate my emotions!”
John Travolta - Sam

“I wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley right now for all the whiskey in Ireland.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith