“- Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man: I hope your car's ensured, Kemp. I'm afraid there's going to be a nasty accident in a minute. A very nasty accident!
- Dr. Arthur Kemp: Griffin, I'll do anything! Everything you ask me!”
Claude Rains - Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man
William Harrigan - Dr. Arthur Kemp

“Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me!”

Samuel L. Jackson - West

“I'll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold