“- Stacey: You think my sister is a hoe or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?
- Young Mike: Naw, man I think she’s purdy!”
De'aundre Bonds - Stacey
Sean Nelson - Young Mike

“- Tracy Lord: I don't seem to you made of bronze?
- Macaulay Connor: No, you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
Jimmy Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?
- Randy Jensen: No only that I'm too truthful to be good.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho
Molly Ringwald - Randy Jensen

“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Major Kirby: That's why we say a girl like you is attractive.
- Susan Applegate: Am I?
- Major Kirby: Yes. You have very nice eyes and good straight legs and theirs a sort of glow to your hair.”
Ray Milland - Major Kirby
Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate