“You can't polish a turd.”
Robert Prosky - Will Darnell

“No crying. Look what an awful face you've got when you cry.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

“- Stef: You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
- Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.”
Martha Plimpton - Stef
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“- Bodyguard: Did ya get the license number?
- Rocky: Of what?
- Bodyguard: The truck that run over your face.”
Joe Sorbello - Bodyguard
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“He's got a face only a cockroach could love.”