“- Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ok, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Ry: You look beautiful today.
- Glauren: You look like shit.”
Ryan Dunn - Ry
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren

“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“- Donna Newman: That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
- Michael Newman: Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica