“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“- Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ok, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Donna Newman: That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
- Michael Newman: Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Ry: You look beautiful today.
- Glauren: You look like shit.”
Ryan Dunn - Ry
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren

“I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.”

Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell