“- Stella Payne: So how old are you anyway, young man?
- Winston Shakespeare: Well, I'll be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20. And how old are you, young lady?
- Stella Payne: 40.
- Winston Shakespeare: No, truthfully.”
Angela Bassett - Stella Payne
Taye Diggs - Winston Shakespeare

“A lot of people don't dress their age.”
Sheila McCarthy - Gwenna Krupp

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Fay Grim: How old do you think I am?
- Henry Fool: You look young.
- Fay Grim: How young?
- Henry Fool: I don't know. Young.
- Fay Grim: But how? I mean, do I look more like 20 or, y'know, 30.”
Parker Posey - Fay Grim
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool