“I've never been so humiliated in my life! Just wait until I get my hands on that Patty. I'm going to rip out every single bleach blonde hair out of her scalp, gouge out her eyeballs, then use her head for a bowling ball!”

Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“What you're saying is it wasn't enough to fire me for no good reason. Now you question my integrity? On top of the humiliation of being fired, you threaten me? You threaten my family? It never crossed my mind not to honor my agreement. And I will tell you, Mr. Sandefur... and Brown & Williamson too - fuck me? Well, fuck you!”
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“- Nick Styles: You killed Farris, didn't you?
- Earl Talbot Blake: You killed my life.
- Nick Styles: So, now we're even, is that it?
- Earl Talbot Blake: We're not even close.”
Denzel Washington - Nick Styles
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Alex Rose: You threw her down the stairs?
- Nancy Kendricks: No, but I imagined it and I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible, horrible person.
- Alex Rose: No, she's practically ruined our lives. It's perfectly natural to have thoughts like that.”
Ben Stiller - Alex Rose
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“Don't try to cheat me boy, because my arm is long and my vengeance is terrible.”
Ed Begley - Gen. Midwinter