“The entire world has got to be going tonight, Jennifer. I mean, do you know what this means? The odds for meeting guys moves way up!”
Robin Menken - Maddy

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.”
Liev Schreiber - Marty Kantrowitz

“Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You haven't got a corner on the market or something.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent