“- Young D'Artagnan: And We're waiting for Planchet?
- D'Artagnan's Father: I would... but my hunger won't.”

Max Dolbey - Young D'Artagnan
Luc Gentil - D'Artagnan's Father

“- Lawrence Garfield: Would you like a donut?
- Kate Sullivan: No thank you. I'm not hungry.
- Lawrence Garfield: Gotta be hungry to eat a donut? I never heard of such a thing.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield
Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan

“People eat because they are hungry; I want to make food that makes people stop eating.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“- David: I'm talking about Henry James, the author. Yeah? Well, this is where he lived and this is where he worked.
- Ray: Where did he eat? I'm hungry. I don't care where he lived. I want to know where he ate.”
Hugh Grant - David
Woody Allen - Ray

“- Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
- Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells