“- McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
- Arty: OK.
- McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
- Arty: Sure.
- McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
- Arty: I will.
- McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower. ”

“You mess with the bull, you get the horns.”
Brad Garrett - Vice Principal Dwayne Murney

“I'm not being overly dramatic, Mr. Palmer, when I say the fate of the world is in your hands.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Alex

“The world is headed for trouble. The world is headed for grief.”
Michael Tucker - Leo Szilard

“Do you realize that practically most of the trouble in the world comes from people lying to people?”

Charles Coburn - Benjamin Dingle