“Women. Nothing surprises me, Chip, except your late mother. Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.”
Christopher Walken - Max Shreck

“- Major: Did they send you to bring me in?
- Batou: I'm just here to fish. Did you see any?
- Major: You're a company man. You follow orders, so if they ordered you to kill me...
- Batou: Stop saying shit like that. You're gonna piss me off.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major
Pilou Asbæk - Batou

“- Bryan Mills: I have to make sure these people never bother us again in our lives.
- Kim: What are you going to do?
- Bryan Mills: What I do best.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

“Now sometime before morning, I'm going to let off both barrels of this shotgun right at you. I don't know just what time it'll happen... whenever my finger gets to itching too much.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus