“- John Moss: C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza... the Regiun... c'mon where?
- Nick Lang: I'm staying with you.
- John Moss: Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum.”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

- Monica Wright: Um, she's a hoe because she's sending her coochie through the mail! I mean, she's not saying "You're a nice guy, and I want to get to know you”. She's saying, "I wanna bone!”.
- Quincy McCall: At least she's honest.
- Monica Wright: Yeah... an honest tramp ass hoe!
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“- Myra Langtry: I'm Roy's friend.
- Lilly Dillon: Yes. I imagine you're lots of people's friend.
- Myra Langtry: Oh, of course, now that I see you in the light, you're plenty old enough to be Roy's mother.
- Lilly Dillon: Aren't we all?
- Roy Dillon: Play nice. Don't fight.”

Annette Bening - Myra Langtry
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon
John Cusack - Roy Dillon

“- Peter Fallow: Caroline, you devil.
- Caroline Heftshank: Peter, you pig!”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow
Beth Broderick - Caroline Heftshank

“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon