“- Harry Smythe: Man! Boss,these elephants are busting my rump.
- Lord Edgar Dobbs: Stop it, Harry, we could've been in Cairo on camels.”
Jack McGee - Harry Smythe
Sir Roger Moore - Lord Edgar Dobbs

“- Joe: ...And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.
- Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem!”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Barry McGovern - Luggage Salesman

“Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B?”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman

“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold