“I found the Picasso. It wasn't easy. I was looking for a woman with a guitar and it was all cubes. It took me two hours to find her nose.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to really see a human being.”
Halle Berry - Leticia Musgrove

“- Becca: I want something feminine.
- Tattoo Artist: [beat] He's standing right next to me.”

Flea - Tattoo Artist

“Never buy a piece of art that you don't have to have. You know, don't worry about who the artist is or how much it's worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really appreciate it. It's kind of like picking a mate.”
Jennifer Aniston - Brooke Meyers

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander