“I found the Picasso. It wasn't easy. I was looking for a woman with a guitar and it was all cubes. It took me two hours to find her nose.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to really see a human being.”
Halle Berry - Leticia Musgrove

“- Becca: I want something feminine.
- Tattoo Artist: [beat] He's standing right next to me.”

Flea - Tattoo Artist

“Never buy a piece of art that you don't have to have. You know, don't worry about who the artist is or how much it's worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really appreciate it. It's kind of like picking a mate.”
Jennifer Aniston - Brooke Meyers

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid