“So ironic. You go to get face work, you don't get face work, but you meet a wonderful guy, he changes your life, it's better than face work.”
Kate Burton - Robin's Friend Cheryl

“- Waiting Room Nurse: I'm sorry, the doctor just doesn't do penis enlargements. We don't have the space.
- Waiting Room Patient: We're talking about 3 inches here!”
Daisy Prince - Waiting Room Nurse
Bill Gerber - Waiting Room Patient

“I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?”

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert