“Make a wish, and see yourself on stage, inside out, a tangle of garlands in your hair. Course, you are pleasantly surprised.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Curt Wild

“Over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.”

Alex Winter - Bill

“It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this.”

Ralph Brown - Del Preston

“You know the best advice I ever got? You're up there on stage, hoping on a spot. If someone gets in your way, step on them. If you're the only one left standing there, they hire you. That's about it. Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Elvis has left the building.”
Gina Gershon - Cristal Connors

“I wouldn't ride on that stage again if it means staying in this town for the rest of my life - Heaven forbid.”
Hobart Cavanaugh - J. Horatio Boggs