“- General Beringer: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
- McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.
- General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.”
Barry Corbin - General Beringer
Dabney Coleman - McKittrick

I tattooed "survive" on my hand the night before I went away to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Levan Uchaneishvili - Uncle Nikolai

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- James Bond: Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
- Magda: That's my little octopussy.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda

“- Mrs. Kendoo: Hello William.
- William Williams: Hi Mrs.Kendoo, is Sally there?
- Mrs. Kendoo: No she's in New York with agents.
- William Williams: Tell her I joined the army, I miss her and I got her face tattooed on my arm.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Mrs. Kendoo
Chris Klein - William Williams