“- Alex Finch: Philip.
- Philip Train: Yeah.
- Alex Finch: There's something I have to tell you.
- Philip Train: Now?
- Alex Finch: I'm in love with Miranda.
- Philip Train: I know.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Alex Finch
Ryan O'Neal - Philip Train

“I have a confession to make to you: you like me. In fact, you're crazy about me.”

Kay Francis - Madame Mariette Colet

“When I leave you, I'm lost in a world of strangers. When I touch your hand, we're alone.”

Fredric March - Count Vronsky

“I don't care what your past has been. To me, you'll always be my good woman. Because I love you.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“I love those hick shirts he wears with the boiled cuffs and the way he always has his vest buttoned wrong. Looks like a giraffe, and I love him. I love him because he's the kind of a guy that gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. Love him because he doesn't know how to kiss.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Sugarpuss O'Shea