“- Craig Jones: Pearly, you ain't right. Tryin' to give my daddy VD.
- Mrs. Pearly: I'm callin' the police on y'all, fool!
- Craig Jones: Get that lined up too first, bitch! ”

Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Bebe Drake - Mrs. Pearly

“- Kim: Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm. We'll just tell them we were breaking in.
- Jim: I'm not going back there. Okay?
- Kim: We have to go back.
- Jim: No, because my father will prosecute.
- Kim: His own son?
- Jim: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.”
Louis Mandylor - Nick Portokalos

“I want you to understand somethin', pal. If you don't disappear from my family's life, I'm gonna rip your balls off and shove 'em so far up your ass they'll come out your fuckin' mouth! You got that, my friend?”

William Petersen - Steve Walker

“- Chickie Devlin: We're gonna find it, and when we do...
- Hal Devlin: That's enough, son. I do the threatening in this family.”
David French - Chickie Devlin
David Rasche - Hal Devlin