“- Col. Von Strohm: Do you think he has a screw loose?
- Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: In my opinion, a whole Meccano set is falling apart in there!”

Richard Marner - Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Hilary Minster - General Erich von Klinkerhoffen

“Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Stop torturing me. The Germans are already doing a fine job.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Technically, they're retreating. But strategically, they're advancing.”
Robin Williams - Jakob