“The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
- Madeline Ashton: So? It's been nearly that long already.
- Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“- Osmosis Jones: What the heck is a uvula?
- Drix: It's that little dangly hing that hangs down in Frank's...
- Osmosis Jones: Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go!
- Drix: Not that little dangly thing! The one in his throat!”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix

“A gay mouth? I have a gay mouth? What does that mean?”
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Guard Falzon: [after searching him] It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
- Pinball: He told me he loved me.”
Steve Eastin - Guard Falzon
Dave Chappelle - Pinball